A&B Edition: Current Events

Welcome to the first post for Friday Night Wine Fights A&B edition!


For our inaugural episode, we take aim at... Current Events.


But first, what were we drinking?


Amy was drinking R Paulazzo Rose


Available from Naked wines

Bianca was drinking Cape Schank Pinot Noir



Available from T'Gallant

Bianca started off with a fun story involving the Catholic church. Yea, we know if someone opened by saying "fun catholic story" we'd be in disbelief too.

This story takes place in Phoenix Arizona USA. 

For 25 years Rev. Andres Arango poured the holy water and said all the words during the baptisms he performed, Father Arango would say, "We baptize you in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit."

But Father Arango misstated one word: "We baptize" should have been "I baptize." And getting that word wrong nullified all of the rituals he performed using that language. 

Rendering the rite invalid for thousands of people, Meaning they all are not catholic and can't get into heaven, according to Bishop Thomas Olmsted of the Diocese of Phoenix.

BUT, this gets better… the Diocese found after further investigation. The baptism performed on Father Arango when he was a child was also invalid because the rev at the time used the words “we” instead of “i”. 

There are so many people out there in the US of A who are wandering around thinking they are Catholic and they’re not. 

Hilarious.

Amy then discussed the ever-evolving situation with Russia and Ukraine. Going into their history with Crimea (Bianca, threw in a fun tidbit about that history) and why we should give a shit about what is going on.

Why should we care about it?

Because with war comes a large death and injury number. The toll war takes on those affected is a lot. Put simply we should actively give a shit about the suffering of others. This should not be a revelation to people seriously.

Because propaganda is still such an issue. What we hear in Australia is different from what the Russians are told.  How does this happen? In the age of the internet and cameras on phones etc, the information we consume is still filtered and controlled by others. The ability to control the narrative is key in convincing people to follow you.

Because History tells us that power-hungry dictators don’t just stop. The potential for Putin to be the next Hilter is concerning, to say the least.

History also tells us that when the whole world is watching this go down other power-hungry leaders spark up. While all eyes are on the Ukraine, countries who have been on the border of ordering their own invasions might just decide “they can’t stop all of us”. This is how world war 2 happened.

Because anyone with nuclear weapons is fucking scary.

To lighten the mood... Amy then went into Eurovision

Ok so for those who have no idea what Eurovision is all about read on... The contest was first held on the 24th of May in 1956 and was based on Italy's Sanremo Music Festival. Originally it was designed to test the limits of live TV technology. 

In the first competition, 7 nations participated and participants sang a popular song from the radio with a live band. 

In 2022 there are 40 countries participating with Australia included. 

This year Australia will be represented by a singer by the name of Sheldon Riley singing an original song titled; We are not the same, which he co-wrote. 

We listened to it and thought Riley’s voice was really good and the song powerful. 

Riley was selected to represent in Australia after, of course, we decided to make a bit of a spectacle of the selection process hosting a contest of our own to decide the winner titled; Eurovision - Australia decides. 

After this Bianca & Amy threw out there some events that they had missed or dismissed... like who knew Bill Paxton died? (not us)

To round out the episode Amy asked "Kanye, are you ok?" and broke down the situation going on there. 


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Round 76 - Recast This Movie

This week the girls take aim at Recasting this Movie... 


The movie we chose to recast is Independence Day. 


But first, what were we drinking?


Sarah was drinking Brown Brothers Moscato & sav



Available from Dan Murphys

Amy was drinking Jen Peifer merlot

Available from Naked wines

Bianca was drinking R Paulazzo 


Available from Naked wines


Independence Day (also promoted as ID4) is a 1996 American science fiction action film directed by Roland Emmerich and written by Emmerich and Dean Devlin. It stars an ensemble cast that includes Will Smith, Bill Pullman, Jeff Goldblum, Mary McDonnell, Judd Hirsch, Margaret Colin, Randy Quaid, Robert Loggia, James Rebhorn, Harvey Fierstein, and Harry Connick. The film focuses on disparate groups of people who converge in the Nevada desert in the aftermath of a worldwide attack by an extraterrestrial race. With the other people of the world, they launch a counterattack on July 4—Independence Day in the United States.

This movie is considered a significant turning point in the history of the Hollywood blockbuster, Independence Day was at the forefront of the large-scale disaster film and sci-fi resurgence of the mid-late 1990s. It was released worldwide on July 3, 1996, but began showing on July 2 (the same day the film's story begins) in the original release as a result of a high level of anticipation among moviegoers. The film received mixed to positive reviews, with criticism for its characters but praise for the performances and visuals. It grossed over $817.4 million worldwide, becoming the highest-grossing film of 1996, surpassing Twister and Mission: Impossible. It also became the second-highest-grossing film ever at the time, behind Jurassic Park (1993). The film won the Academy Award for Best Visual Effects and was nominated for the Academy Award for Best Sound.

The tag line reads:
"The aliens are coming and their goal is to invade and destroy Earth. Fighting superior technology, mankind's best weapon is the will to survive."



Bianca went a different route with this one for a bit of fun… she turned this movie into a Disney all-stars… so Bianca went to a random Disney character generator and hit generate. This is who is now playing who...

Will Smith… Capt. Steven Hiller 
replaced with: Mr smee

Vivica A. Fox… Jasmine Dubrow
replaced with: Merryweather

Bill Pullman… President Thomas J. Whitmore
replaced with: Flynn Rider

Mary McDonnell… Marilyn Whitmore
replaced with: Cruella De Vil

Jeff Goldblum… David Levinson
replaced with: Kronk

Margaret Colin… Constance Spano
replaced with: Yzma

Randy Quaid… Russell Casse
replaced with: Scuttle

Amy thought she would change things up and do the casting with the gender roles reversed because she can’t see why any of the male characters had to be men or why any of the female characters had to be women. 

Will Smith… Capt. Steven Hiller 
replaced with: Tiffany Haddish

Vivica A. Fox… Jasmine Dubrow 
replaced with: Henry Cavil 

Bill Pullman… President Thomas J. Whitmore 
replaced with: Wanda Sykes. 

Mary McDonnell… Marilyn Whitmore 
replaced with: Rob Lowe or Laverne Cox 

Jeff Goldblum… David Levinson 
replaced with: Sandra Oh.

Margaret Colin… Constance Spano 
replaced with: Bobby Cannavale

Randy Quaid… Russell Casse 
replaced with: Patricia Arquette or Helena Bonham Carter.

Sarah did not read the brief... but, we all expect nothing less. Here is her recasting.

Will Smith - Micheal B Jordan or Chadwick Boseman

Bill Pullman - Kurt Russell or Obama

Jeff Goldblum - you can not replace this man
 
Judd Hirsch - Danny Da Vito
 
Randy Quaid - Woody Harrelson
 
Margaret Colin - Jennifer Lawrence 
 
Mary McDonnell - Halle Berry



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Round 74 - World History From The 1700s

 This week the girls take aim at World History From The 1700s.


The girls go back in history to Europe in the 1700s  this week, although one of them may have gotten a bit lost on the way.

But first, what were we drinking?

Amy was drinking Jen Pfeiffer The Rebel Bubbles NV


Available from Naked wines

Bianca was drinking Mt Buff Merlot

Sorry can't remember where it came from

Sarah was drinking nothing again


Sarah opens this week's topic with the confession that she did not think this week's topic through very well and had trouble settling on a subject. 

After some light research, she discovered a subject that was right up her alley. Stupid death of the 1700s.   

The first stupid death Sarah discussed was the untimely demise of Julien Offray de La Mettrie who died from overeating at a feast in his honour. 

Sarah then discussed the death of Georg Wilhelm Richman. The late Mr Richman became the first person to die from performing electrical experiments. 

Sarah also discussed Adolf Fredrick, the King of Sweden. The late monarch passed away after consuming a meal that consisted of fourteen servings of his favourite dessert. 

Lastly Sarah discussed the outbreak of the bubonic plauge in France in 1720. The outbreak originated from contaminated cargo and crew. Sound familiar anyone? 

Adolf Frederick king of Sweden

Georg Wilhelm Richmann

Julien Offrey De Le Mettrie

The Great Plagues Of Marseille



Amy misread the week's topic and instead of the 1700s, she wrote her segment based on events from the 17th century. For those playing at home, she did explain how they are different eras in history.

With a busy work/mum life hitting a peak that week, Amy had no time to re-write her segment and decided to run with what she had.

Amy's first event in the 1700 century was that time an angry Dutch mob killed and reportedly ate their own prime minister. Johan de Witt and his brother were killed by an angry mob that formed outside the jail where de Witt's brother was being held.

 Amy then discussed the time the English attempted to invade Spain. The brains behind this operation were motivated by their own personal greed. 

In the end, Karma got them when they had to herd a bunch of drunk English soldiers back onto the ships that brought them to Spain with no bounty to bring home.

Lastly, Amy explained a unit of measurement which is based on the distance a reindeer can walk before it needs to pee.  It is called Poron kusema. 

Johan De Witt

England Invades Spain

Finnish Measurement - Poronkusema

Bianca last but not least and quite drunk, ends us with Sweden's 1700s coffee laws. Coffee came to Europe from the Middle East in the early 1700s. At first, the Swedish folks did not know what to make of the exotic beverage. 

However, they quickly discovered the delightful buzz you get from drinking coffee and felt that their need to sleep was a thing of the past! Coffee became so popular that it replaced the traditional morning beverage of beer. 

Still, some people did not approve of this new beverage taking the country by storm. In fact, the Swedish government tried to ban the dark delicious beverage in 1746. 

Gustav III was tasked with conducting some experiments to determine if coffee was dangerous. The authenticity of the experiments conducted has been questioned and did not render any proof coffee was dangerous. 

Bianca also discussed some of the fashion trends that dominated the era. Like all fashion trends, some were good and others were plain awful.    

Gustav III of Sweden






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Round 75 - Fake News!

 This week the girls take aim at Fake News... 


In tonight's episode, we discuss some news stories that were featured in headlines around the world however they turned out to be untrue. 

But first, what were we drinking?

Amy was drinking Jen Pfeiffer Merlot


Available from Naked wines

Bianca was drinking R Paulazzo Pinot Grigio


Available from Naked wines

Sarah was drinking Brown Brothers Cienna


Available from Dan Murphy's

Amy opened tonight's discussion by talking about how back in the good old days you could trust your news sources and if they bothered to print it then chances are it's the truth. Sadly this is no longer the case. It's gotten so bad that Gen Z no longer believes anything unless they see it with their own eyes.

Putting her jaded rant aside, Amy then discussed the story of a British model, Chloe Ayling, who was allegedly kidnapped whilst on a photo shoot in Milan, Italy.

In 2017 Ayling was allegedly abducted by two men who drugged the young woman then tied her to furniture to prevent her escape. After many days and a failed attempt at ransom demands, one of Ayling's captors took pity on her and drove her to the English embassy. 

This is where the story gets a little strange. Ayling's abductor turned rescuer decided to accompany Ayling into the embassy after taking her out for breakfast. After being questioned by the police, the story emerged that Ayling's rescuer was in fact one of her captors. 

Her captors were arrested and Ayling returned to the UK to a sea of media requesting interviews after what appeared to be a traumatic kidnapping.

Ayling's story she told the press was inconsistent and she did not appear to behave like someone who had just escaped a traumatic event. So much so that members of the media began to openly question if she was kidnapped at all.

Ayling's captors also added fuel to the media fire by alleging that Ayling knew what was occurring the whole time and that they had orchestrated the ordeal in order to advance Ayling's modeling career. 

Ayling denied that she knew that her kidnapping was a hoax and maintained that she feared for her life during the kidnapping. Although it was later revealed that CC footage of Ayling and one of her captors showed the pair walking through a local town laughing and holding hands. 

No matter whether you believed Ayling or not it is accepted that her abductors were not who they said they were and the intention was to advance Ayling's modeling career, not sell her on the black market as a sex slave as they threatened. 

Chloe Ayling discussing her ordeal with the press

Sarah couldn't quite let our history episode from last week go and decided to discuss fake news throughout history.

She first discussed the outrage expressed by Attorney General Dudley Ryder who took aim at media outlets who printed false reports of the death of King George the second in the mid-1700s. 

Sarah then discussed an earlier occurrence of fake news which happened in 1693. William Anderton was tried and convicted for high treason when he published two falsehoods designed to insight the population to rebel against the current monarch.

We then skipped ahead to 1803 when Britain was preparing to end the Treaty of Amendments and declare war on France.

Sir Charles Price, Lord Mayor of London received a letter allegedly written by Lord Hawkesbury who informed the Mayor that the dispute with France was settled and war between the countries would not be declared.

Overjoyed with news, the Mayor took the letter to the stock exchange and stocks rose quickly by 5%. Alas, the letter was a hoax and the Treasury published an announcement in the evening paper declaring the letter to be fraudulent. Unfortunately, it was too late and many stocks were traded at inflated prices. The culprit has never been identified.

Chugging away happily on the history train, Sarah continued by discussing a series of articles published by the New York Sun in 1835. The articles claimed that well-known astronomer Sir John Herchel had seen images of inhabitants of the Moon using his hydro-oxygen magnifier. 

Honestly, the pictures which Sarah found that were created from Herchel's descriptions look like Amy's last family holiday. Not life on the Moon.  
Life on the Moon or Amy's family in Bali?

The New York Sun printed a retraction to the article when they discovered that Herchel made the whole thing up.

Sarah then discussed the tale of two men "full of drink" who were arrested for selling fake newspapers that falsely stated the Ripper who stalked London had been caught. The Ripper was also the subject of fake news reports when another news vendor claimed that his papers had an article about four women who were victims of the Ripper that day. 

Lastly, Sarah finished off with a tale of a radio program in 1938 that announced that aliens were attacking earth. This report was a part of the famous radio adaptation of the 1898 novel War of the Worlds. The producers of the radio program claimed they did not anticipate that people who listened to the program would actually believe it to be real. 

News headlines covering the radio program

Bianca finished us off tonight by discussing numerous reports of the deaths of some celebrities. Some celebrities tend to "die" more often than others leaving them to refute these claims and prove they are still alive. 

In true Bianca style, she had some "bonus" reported deaths. However, she surprised both Sarah and Amy by covering them at the start of her segment, not at the end.
 
Bianca's bonus round covered:

Steve from Blues Clues - everyone thought the host of the popular children's show had died from a drug overdose. However, during the pandemic, Steve recorded a message to his fan base who are now young adults, and to all people out there putting rumors of his death to rest. It was the message we all needed to hear even if we didn't know it.  

Betty White - Sadly the world lost this Queen of all Queens in 2021. Prior to her actual death, Ms. White was the subject of many death rumors. So many that a fan decided to create a Go Fund Me page to raise money to prevent the announcement of Ms. White's death until it actually happened. We still don't understand how someone would achieve this. 

Bianca then discussed the following celebrity deaths which turned out to be fake news:

Tanya Roberts - The actress who broke out in the 1985 Bond film-A View to a Kill and later appeared in the sitcom "That 70s Show" was falsely reported as dead in January 2021. This was confirmed by her publicist and manager then was retracted by both one day later.

Bob Dylan - Fear not classic rock fans! Bob Dylan is still alive contrary to the reports that he died in 2019.

Paul McCartney - Conspiracy lovers will enjoy Bianca's discussion of the popular theory that McCartney died in 1966 and since then a look-alike has been posing as the famous Beetle. Amy and Sarah were not convinced. 

Alice Cooper- In 1973 the rocker was reported to have died during a mishap with a theatrical element at one of his concerts. Cooper later issued a statement confirming he was "alive, and drunk as usual".

Avril Lavigne - In 2003 rumors circulated that Lavigne had taken her own life after the death of her Grandfather. Twitter gave fuel to the conspiracy fire in 2017 claiming that the person the media believed to be Lavigne was actually a look-alike in an elaborate cover-up of the singer's death in 2003. 

Taylor Swift - Sadly the singer was the subject of numerous rumors in 2009 which spread like wildfire on media sources. In 2016 a Melbourne artist caused a storm painting a large mural of the singer with the caption Taylor Swift 1989 - 2016. Of course, old Swifty was not dead as we know.

Russel Crowe - The Gladiator star took rumors of his death head-on in 2010 by tweeting "Unable to answer tweets, fell off a mountain in Austria, all over red rover. Don't know how I got there, but the media is never wrong. G'Bye".  

Justin Bieber - Bieber has been reported to be dead more times than Bianca has been drunk on this podcast (that's a lot!). Luckily for the Beebs he's alive and well. Can't say the same for Bianca's liver though. 

Macaulay Culkin - The 90s icon was targeted by death rumors in 2014. He debunked the reports by taking to Instagram and posting pictures of himself "Weekend at Burnies" style. 

Axl Rose - when rumors of the singer's death began circulating in 2014 he tweeted " If I'm dead, do I have to pay taxes?". 

Miley Cyrus - has also been reported to have died on numerous occasions.  In 2008 she was reportedly killed by a hit-and-run driver. In 2009, socialite Peaches Geldolf claimed that a friend sent her a text claiming that Cyrus had passed away. Lastly, in 2016 it was reported that Cyrus was found in a bathtub after an overdose of prescription medication. 

Mark Twain- Leave it to humourist Mark Twain to poke fun at reports of his own demise. In 1897, Twain responded to a journalist's inquiry about his health by writing "a cousin of mine, was seriously ill two or three weeks ago in London, but is well now. The report of my illness grew out of his illness; the report of my death was an exaggeration".  

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Round 43 - Interview with Jeff Deskovic