Round 37 - Mythical Creatures

This week the girls take aim at Mythical Creatures... 



Mythical creatures are the most fascinating of beasts! Often discussed in popular culture as well as well-known tales throughout the ages, mythical creatures are most interesting as they often possess similar features to creatures that exist among us. This week the girls take a look at some mythical creatures and their most interesting features and history.  

But first, what were we drinking?

Sarah was drinking Cass Beer


Available from Dan Murphy's

Amy was drinking Coraggioso Nero D'Avola


Available from Aldi

Bianca was drinking 


Available from Liquorland

Sarah opens with the night's topic and gives a couple of examples of what a mythical creature is. Examples are the Bunyip and the Manticore. She then jumps into her segment of the Satyr, mythical creatures from Greek Mythology who are often mistaken for fauns. 
  
satyr

Phil the satyr

Faun

Mt Tumnus

Amy with her very limited knowledge of anything remotely fantasy-based picked a mythical creature called a Harpy. Harpies hail from Greek Mythology and have the body of a bird and the face of a woman. While the Harpy has changed over time one fact remains, they are bad-asses and have fun torturing humans. 


Bianca covered the super cute little being. The Jackalope.

We discovered this animal is mostly found in North America and has been up for Wyoming's state animal several times... Seriously Wyoming, just accept the Jackalope already! 

We also learned that the Jackalope can mimic human voices and is very ferocious. There are also places in Douglas Wyoming where you can buy Jackalope milk! although the New York Times questions its authenticity on grounds that milking a jackalope is known to be fraught with risk.

Jackalope Statue - Douglass, Wyoming

Illustration from Animalia Qvadrvpedia et Reptilia (Terra) by Joris Hoefnagel in the 16th century.

German Wolpertinger (1507) Variant regional spellings of the name include Wolperdinger, Woipertingers, and Volpertinger. They are part of a larger family of horned mammals that exist throughout the Germanic regions of Europe, such as the Austrian Raurackl, which is nearly identical to the German Wolpertinger.



In this episode, we also properly discussed our leathery-feathered friend the Lizard Duck.

Here are some of our fun facts about the beastie:
  • Measures about 2 feet in height at full adult development, don't worry no horse-sized lizard ducks to fight and weight averages about 10kg at full growth too. 

  • Can fly at heights of 30.8km or 100,000 feet for those playing at home and have been known to damage rockets much like a wombat or deer does to a car.

  • They are intersex animals having a male species a female species and a Shim. Now, the shim is the most feared of the species, one murdered Sarah's parents, that's why we call her Batman.

  • Like its distant relative the Duck, the Lizard Duck has multiple eyelids but when it blinks a certain way it can see infrared, like the predator.

  • It eats both lizard and duck food but has been known to hunt and consume medium-sized mammals.

  • It has a claw on each foot that can administer paralyzing venom.

  • When threatened it can shoot a stream of acid-like feces up to 100 ft at the speed of a bullet (around 2736 Kilometers/hour or 1700 miles/hour).

  • They can change color depending on their mood.

  • They tend to migrate north in winter but only if the first day of winter falls on a Tuesday.  
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Round 36 - Would You Rather?

This week the girls take aim at the classic game, would you rather... 


Would you rather, the classic game that can polarise the closest of friends and uncover many interesting things you didn't know about someone. All this from asking if you would rather eat a spider or drink rotten milk. Let's see where the girls go with this.......

But first, what were we drinking?

Bianca was drinking the Hare and the Tortoise Pinot Gris

Available from Liquorland

Sarah was drinking Brown Brothers Dolcetto & Syrah


Available from Dan Murphys

Amy was drinking Coraggioso Nero D'Avola


Available from Aldi

Bianca opened this episode with the backstory of the popular game Would You Rather?.

Then got into her questions (Here's a sneak preview):

  • Would you rather have the ability to fly like an eagle or swim like a whale?
  • Would you rather win the lottery and never have to work again or have your dream job and work until you’re 80?
  • Would you rather eat a spider or drink rotten milk?
  • Would you rather fight 1000 duck-sized horses OR 1 horse-sized duck?
  • Would you rather be covered in fur OR covered in scales?
  • Would you rather be forced to sing to any song you heard OR forced to dance every time you heard music?
Amy sucks at this game! She asks way too many questions and wants to know logical things like "why are we there?" in order to formulate her answers. However, she did manage to find three would you rather questions which, despite her plot twist in one question, even she enjoyed discussing and answering. Amy's would you rather questions were:

  • First-class ticket round the world or never pay for food at a restaurant? 
  • Wake up as a new random person every year and have full control of them for the whole year or once a week spend a day inside a stranger without having any control of them? 
  • Use either a fork or spoon (not both) forever? 
Sarah brought her absolute A-game this week and pulled out these questions for our lightning round:

  • Would you rather be Batman or Spiderman?
  • Would you rather explore space or the ocean?
  • Would you rather be stuck on an island alone or with someone who talks incessantly?
  • Would you rather be an Olympic gold medallist or Nobel peace prize winner?
  • Would you rather speak fluent in all languages or be a master of every musical instrument?
  • Would you rather be known as a one-hit-wonder for a novel or a song?
  • Would you rather sing like an opera star or cook like a gourmet chef?
  • Would you rather eat a bug or be stung by a jellyfish?
  • Would you rather live in a treehouse or under the ground?
  • Would you rather not have electricity or have no indoor plumbing?

Thank you for listening and we hope you enjoyed the show!

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Round 34 - Underrated Movies

This week the girls take aim at underrated movies... 


For every movie's success and failure, there is a movie that goes under the radar. Some people's underrated movies are polarising so have a listen to which three movies the girls decided should have the title of underrated classic.....

But first, what were we drinking?

Sarah was drinking Summersby Blackberry Cider


Available from Dan Murphy's

Amy was drinking Feet on the ground Pinot Grigio


Available from Naked wines

Bianca was drinking Hendrick's Midsummer Solstice Gin  


Available from Dan Murphys

Sarah opens with the night's topic of Underrated Movies which are movies that you may love but others just don't feel the same. She then moved onto on of her favorite movies, Meet the Robinsons. It's a beautifully done Disney movie that didn't get the recognition it deserved.



Amy's movie choice tonight was the epic slightly comic book-esk tale of Scott Pilgrim vs the world.



To say this movie tanked at the box office would be an understatement. However, it has since gained a cult following and has even racked up a few awards. In summary, this movie is about a 20 something guy who has decided to pursue a new romantic interest (even though he has a girlfriend at the time) and finds out he has to defeat her 7 evil ex's in order to date her. 

The movie also has a musical undertone as our hero, Scott Pilgrim, plays in a fairly average garage band.

If you have not seen this movie do it now!

Bianca's movie tonight is The Adventures of Ford Fairlane Rock and Roll Detective.


Here's a brief synopsis as this movie is too good to give too much away. Like seriously fuck all the haters on every review site ever.


To the Los Angeles elite, Ford Fairlane is known as "Mr. Rock 'n' Roll Detective." This loudmouthed ladies' man serves an exclusive rock star clientele, who depend on his keen eye and smug discretion. So when a heavy-metal musician dies mid-concert, Fairlane is on the case before the lights come up. But things turn shocking when radio personality Johnny Crunch hires Fairlane to find a missing groupie mere hours before he is electrocuted live on air.


The cast is amazing!


Andrew Dice Clay as Ford Fairlane

Wayne Newton as Julian Grendel

Priscilla Presley as Colleen Sutton

Lauren Holly as Jazz (fords assistant)

Brandon Call as The Kid

Maddie Corman as Zuzu Petals

David Patrick Kelly as Sam the Sleaze Bag

Morris Day as Don Cleveland

Robert Englund as Smiley

Ed O'Neill as Lt. Amos (or as Ford calls him Lt Anus)

Gilbert Gottfried as Johnny Crunch

Vince Neil as Bobby Black

William Shockley and M. Russell Zulke as Punk Gunslingers

Steve White as Detective Benny

Kari Wuhrer as Melodi

Cody Jarrett as Kyle Troy

Sheila E. as Club Singer

Lala as Sorority Girl

Delia Sheppard as Josie

Tone-Loc as Slam

Kurt Loder as Himself


But the real reason this movie is so fucking good is all the one-liners, so here's some of the best:


Ford Fairlane:

I could've been a rock singer if only I hadn't been banned from MTV. Long story. But anyway, I only know that one song. Well, I do a mean "Puff the Magic Dragon," but only in the nude. Longer story.



Don Cleveland:

You got to shave before you leave the house in a dress like that... and I don't mean your legs.




Ford Fairlane:

Have a twinkie, snapperhead.




Lt. Amos:

Are you calling me an asshole, asshole?


Ford Fairlane:

No, I'm calling you an anus, anus.




Lt. Amos:

Two words. "Disco Express."


Ford Fairlane:

Disco Express? They blew dog. And that lead singer, he kinda looked like...


Lt. Amos:

Like ME, right?


Ford Fairlane:

Yeah. I was gonna say he looked like shit, but... he looked like you.




Ford Fairlane:

Hey, great pipes, huh? I've heard cats f*** with more harmony.




Ford Fairlane:

What are your names, Neil and Bob, or is that like what you do?




Ford Fairlane:

You're 10 seconds away from the most embarrassing moment in your life.




Ford Fairlane:

So many assholes... So few bullets...




Ford Fairlane:

Clint Eastwood... I f***ed 'im.




Ford Fairlane:

Conversation with Zuzu Petals was like masturbating with a cheese grater: slightly amusing, but mostly painful.




Ford Fairlane:

Here's to you, Johnny. Sucking my dick. 




Johnny Crunch:

Suzuki Samurai, you Bensonhurst piece of shit.




Ford Fairlane:

I coulda been a fisherman. Fishermen, they get up, they fish, they sell fish, they smell fish. Reminds me of this girl I used to go with, Yvonne, she smelled like fish.




Ford Fairlane:

What... you didn't really think we'd kill the f***in' koala bear, now did ya?




Ford Fairlane:

I'm so terrific I have my own toll-free number: 1-800-UNBELIEVABLE.



AND ONE BIANCA SAYS PROBS WAY TOO OFTEN...


Ford Fairlane:

Un-fucking-believable.


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Round 35 - Newspaper Headlines From Around The World

This week the girls take aim at newspaper headlines from around the world... 


Who doesn't love a good headline or some fun clickbait? Headlines have the power to draw us in and make us want to know more about the article making them arguably the most important part of any article. This week the girls chat about some interesting headlines they have found. 

But first, what were we drinking?

Amy was drinking Boy meets Girl Pinot Grigio 


Available from Naked wines

Sarah was drinking  MT Buff  Merlot


Available from Dan Murphy's

Bianca was drinking two truths savvy B


Available from Cellarbrations

Amy introduced tonight's topic discussing how headlines can draw a reader to reading the full article. She then discussed her segment which was inspired by her visit to Darwin a few years ago and looked at some of the more memorable headlines from the NT News and the stories behind them. 





Sarah was very unprepared after leaving her notes at work but manages to find and talk about a couple of headlines including: 

*Deadman found in a cemetery;
*Scientist to kill ducks to see why they're dying; and 
*China may be trying to hide submarines in the south china sea.     



                                                  
BONUS

Bianca had some absolute bonza headlines for this episode, check them out below!




Now for the always hilarious... Florida Man...





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Round 43 - Interview with Jeff Deskovic