This week the girls take aim at underrated movies...
For every movie's success and failure, there is a movie that goes under the radar. Some people's underrated movies are polarising so have a listen to which three movies the girls decided should have the title of underrated classic.....
To say this movie tanked at the box office would be an understatement. However, it has since gained a cult following and has even racked up a few awards. In summary, this movie is about a 20 something guy who has decided to pursue a new romantic interest (even though he has a girlfriend at the time) and finds out he has to defeat her 7 evil ex's in order to date her.
Here's a brief synopsis as this movie is too good to give too much away. Like seriously fuck all the haters on every review site ever.
To the Los Angeles elite, Ford Fairlane is known as "Mr. Rock 'n' Roll Detective." This loudmouthed ladies' man serves an exclusive rock star clientele, who depend on his keen eye and smug discretion. So when a heavy-metal musician dies mid-concert, Fairlane is on the case before the lights come up. But things turn shocking when radio personality Johnny Crunch hires Fairlane to find a missing groupie mere hours before he is electrocuted live on air.
The cast is amazing!
Andrew Dice Clay as Ford Fairlane
Wayne Newton as Julian Grendel
Priscilla Presley as Colleen Sutton
Lauren Holly as Jazz (fords assistant)
Brandon Call as The Kid
Maddie Corman as Zuzu Petals
David Patrick Kelly as Sam the Sleaze Bag
Morris Day as Don Cleveland
Robert Englund as Smiley
Ed O'Neill as Lt. Amos (or as Ford calls him Lt Anus)
Gilbert Gottfried as Johnny Crunch
Vince Neil as Bobby Black
William Shockley and M. Russell Zulke as Punk Gunslingers
Steve White as Detective Benny
Kari Wuhrer as Melodi
Cody Jarrett as Kyle Troy
Sheila E. as Club Singer
Lala as Sorority Girl
Delia Sheppard as Josie
Tone-Loc as Slam
Kurt Loder as Himself
But the real reason this movie is so fucking good is all the one-liners, so here's some of the best:
Ford Fairlane:
I could've been a rock singer if only I hadn't been banned from MTV. Long story. But anyway, I only know that one song. Well, I do a mean "Puff the Magic Dragon," but only in the nude. Longer story.
Don Cleveland:
You got to shave before you leave the house in a dress like that... and I don't mean your legs.
Ford Fairlane:
Have a twinkie, snapperhead.
Lt. Amos:
Are you calling me an asshole, asshole?
Ford Fairlane:
No, I'm calling you an anus, anus.
Lt. Amos:
Two words. "Disco Express."
Ford Fairlane:
Disco Express? They blew dog. And that lead singer, he kinda looked like...
Lt. Amos:
Like ME, right?
Ford Fairlane:
Yeah. I was gonna say he looked like shit, but... he looked like you.
Ford Fairlane:
Hey, great pipes, huh? I've heard cats f*** with more harmony.
Ford Fairlane:
What are your names, Neil and Bob, or is that like what you do?
Ford Fairlane:
You're 10 seconds away from the most embarrassing moment in your life.
Ford Fairlane:
So many assholes... So few bullets...
Ford Fairlane:
Clint Eastwood... I f***ed 'im.
Ford Fairlane:
Conversation with Zuzu Petals was like masturbating with a cheese grater: slightly amusing, but mostly painful.
Ford Fairlane:
Here's to you, Johnny. Sucking my dick.
Johnny Crunch:
Suzuki Samurai, you Bensonhurst piece of shit.
Ford Fairlane:
I coulda been a fisherman. Fishermen, they get up, they fish, they sell fish, they smell fish. Reminds me of this girl I used to go with, Yvonne, she smelled like fish.
Ford Fairlane:
What... you didn't really think we'd kill the f***in' koala bear, now did ya?
Ford Fairlane:
I'm so terrific I have my own toll-free number: 1-800-UNBELIEVABLE.
AND ONE BIANCA SAYS PROBS WAY TOO OFTEN...
Ford Fairlane:
Un-fucking-believable.
