Round 57 - Haunted Things (for Halloween)

This week the girls take aim at Haunted Things... 


Ever wondered if an object you have come in contact with is haunted or cursed? Its been accepted that dwellings can be haunted so why not stuff? Join us tonight as we discuss some potentially haunted items and debunk a few others. 

But first, what were we drinking?

Amy was drinking A & Shiraz Durif



Available from Naked wines

Bianca was drinking soft and smooth cab merlot


Available from Liquorland

Sarah was drinking Jesus Juice


Available from All Good Taps


Amy introduced tonight's topic and discussed the ability for things not just places to be haunted and or cursed. Given we have items still in existence today it's not a far stretch to believe that the spirits of those who have come before us have an attachment to certain objects right? Well, don't do what Amy did and go fuzzy tail deep into looking for haunted things to purchase on eBay particularly in October because it turns out everything on eBay is haunted in the Halloween season!

Amy then went on to discuss a tale of a car named "little bastard" which belonged to the actor and race car driver James Dean. James Dean purchased the Porche 550 Spyder a week before his untimely death in 1955. Unfortunately, little bastard was involved in an accident which caused James's death but that was just the beginning. 


James Dean with little bastard

James Dean at a petrol station with little bastard

The aftermath of the accident that claimed James Dean's life

After that fateful day which claimed James's life, little bastard continued to cause havoc and death where ever it went. After a series of unfortunate incidents little bastard mysteriously vanished never to be seen again. 

Haunted, cursed or really unlucky? You decide. 

Bianca first debunked the story of Robert the cursed doll and then delved deep into the story of The Devils Rocking Chair...

It is of unknown origin but was passed on to the Glatzel family in the early 1950s. It was simply a piece of household furniture until the summer of 1980 when it became the center of a tragedy that struck the family. The sinister relic became a part of one of America’s most notorious exorcisms, which involved two demonic possessions and murder. It is believed that the chair, quite literally, was cursed by the Devil.


The horror began in July 1980 when David Glatzel, 11, became possessed by a demon. One night, he woke up screaming, claiming that he had been visited by a “man with big black eyes, a thin face with animal features, jagged teeth, pointed ears, horns, and hooves.” David was, everyone agreed, not the kind of kid who liked scary movies or who was likely to make things up, and he was visibly shaken by this experience. He became withdrawn and quiet. His older sister, Debbie, asked her fiancée, Arne Johnson if he would stay with her family for a while and see whether it would help David get out of his depression.


Arne, of course, agreed, but things didn’t get better. David reported more nightmares about the terrifying man, who promised to take his soul. Odd scratches and bruises began to appear on the boy, and all the injuries seemed to happen while he was asleep. Odd sounds, which Arne couldn’t explain, were heard in the attic. Worst of all, David began to claim that he was now seeing the Beast while he was awake. He was always seen sitting in the family’s rocking chair, which the Beast now claimed as his own. David (and later, Lorraine Warren) was the only one who saw the Beast in the chair, but family members often saw it rocking back and forth, seemingly under its own power.


The family first brought over a priest to bless the house. This didn’t help. In fact, it made things worse. The sounds in the attic got louder, David’s visions increased, and he began to hiss at his family and speak with multiple voices. He started to quote from Paradise Lost, a book that most 11-year-olds aren’t exactly familiar with. During the night, someone had to stay up and watch David, who woke every 30 minutes, sometimes having seizures.


Desperate for help, the Glatzels called Ed and Lorraine Warren, who began making regular visits to their home, bringing more priests with them, and performing exorcisms. Many of those exorcisms took place while David was seated in the rocking chair. The chair itself moved about the house on its own, mysterious disappearing and reappearing in different places. Most incredibly, it levitated on numerous occasions in full view of witnesses, including the Warrens, clergy members, and shocked family members. It happened once while David was sitting in it during an exorcism.


After a final exorcism, the demon left David. He soon began to show signs of improvement. However, his sister’s fiancée, Arne Johnson, was not so lucky. Apparently, the demon left David and entered him. He started making the same kind of growls and hisses that David had made, as well as slipping into trances for a period of months before killing his landlord, Alan Bono, with a five-inch pocket knife, stabbing the man over and over as Debbie watched. Bono died a few hours later in the hospital, and Johnson was picked up by the police two miles from the murder scene. Eight months later, Johnson appeared in court with a plan to enter a plea of not guilty, due to demonic possession.


For the first time in American legal history, demonic possession was used as a reason for murder. It didn’t work. Judge Robert Callahan refused to accept the plea since there was no evidence to show that Johnson was possessed. Johnson eventually went to prison for his crime. He was found guilty of first-degree manslaughter and received a 10- to 20-year sentence, although he only served 5. Arne and Debbie married after he was released.


For many years after the horrifying events of 1980, the rocking chair remained in storage. When the Glatzel family later moved, it went with them. However, over time, it became apparent that there was something very wrong with the chair. Whoever sat in the chair, whether innocently or because they knew its strange history, were suddenly stricken with incapacitating sciatica or abnormal back problems. Some were so bad that they required surgery. Once close family member was unable to walk upright more than ten years after testing the legend of the chair.


Today, the Devil’s Rocking Chair is at The Haunted Museum. There are stains on the original cushion from holy water and blessed oils that were part of the exorcisms conducted by Catholic priests and Ed Warren. An evil presence surrounds it, and even before it was on display, it was already causing problems in the building. Soon after it arrived, doors at the museum began shutting themselves and locking, light switches were physically turned off, and it created a terrible tension between staff members in the area where the chair was stored. The shipper who picked up the rocking chair from the Glatzel house told sources that he was plagued by terrible nightmares after coming into contact with it.


Like the other cursed items at The Haunted Museum, the Devil’s Rocking Chair will be safely displayed so that it creates the least amount of havoc in the building. Even so, there remains the chance that the menacing aura that surrounds it will have an effect on those who are brave enough to visit it.


Sarah ends the night's topic with The Devils Tree, a tree that stands alone in a field out in New Jersey, USA.

This topic was given to Sarah by Hazel (Bianca's Daughter). There are many stories about the Devil's tree and the strange things that have happened to the people that disrespect the tree. It turns out that there is more than one Devil's tree in existence, the other being found down in Florida. But whether you look at the New Jersey tree or the Florida tree they both have a dark and haunted background.





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Round 56 - Roadside Attractions

This week the girls take aim at Roadside Attractions... 



What is our fascination with roadside attractions? Is it the boredom on long road trips that makes look at something on the side of the road and say "ok we are stopping here"? We don't know. Join us on our journey to some roadside attractions we can't wait to get out and see. 

But first, what were we drinking?


Sarah was drinking West Coast Coolers
Available from Dan Murphy's

Amy was drinking Lazy Sunday Pinot Gris

Available from Naked wines

Bianca was drinking Baileys


Available from Liquorland

Sarah kicks us off explaining just what a roadside attraction is and why we love them. She also tells the tales of two roadside attractions.

The first one she talks about is the Angel of the North which is a giant statue of an Angel on top of a hill in England. 


The second one was the world's largest Cuckoo Clock in Germany and although we may still be a little confused about its size and dimensions we can all agree that it's super cute.



Amy wasn't sure what to cover this week since she loves a good roadside attraction. In the end, she settled on giant things from around Australia. 

Each state and territory in Australia has many giant things like there is some sort of unspoken competition going on. In fact, Australia has over 150 giant things and its own Wikipedia page which lists them all. 

The Australian Capital Territory (the ACT) doesn't seem to want to compete and has a giant mushroom and a giant pear as well as others that were not note-worthy.

New South Wales is home to the Big Banana, the big bogan, and the big Marino to name a few. 


In the Northern Territory, there are many giant artworks that pay homage to Australia's first peoples. NT is also home to the fabulous giant XXXX Beer. 


Queensland is home to a giant barrel that is home to the Bundaberg Rum Shop. Queensland is also home to the giant Cassowary, the golden gumboot, the big pineapple, and Matilda the giant kangaroo which is the retired mascot from the 1982 Olympics.



In South Australia, we have the giant ant (Bianca's nightmare), the giant rocking horse, a giant bottle of wine, and one for Sarah - the giant Santa.






Tasmania sort of participates in the silliness of giant things by having the big coffee pot, the big penguin, the big platypus, and the big spud. However, they don't seem to be as invested as the rest of us. 

In Western Australia, they missed the brief, and their giant things don't make much sense. They have the giant periodic table, the world's tallest bin, and a big cricket bat. 

Finally, in our home state of Victoria, we are home to the big abalone (where Sarah goes to make her sandwiches). The big Seat, big cows, two big koalas, and a giant Sphinx which houses a restaurant Sarah and Bianca went to. 



Bianca dug up a few whimsical attractions for y’all

Gnomesville
Lawn gnomes are a classic symbol of kitschy yard decorations, but most people are content to have just one of the little creatures posted up in their yards. Australia’s Gnomesville, a collection of thousands of the weird little statuettes set up on a roundabout is a whole different beast entirely.

The community of silent dwarves actually began as a whimsical protest some 20 years ago. As the Gnomesville website explains, a small bit of land in Ferguson Valley was annexed by the local government to create a roundabout. Despite an outcry from the nearby residents, the roundabout was installed, and tensions simmered. Then at some point, a gnome appeared. At first, there was just one in a tree hollow, but after a few months, there were around 20. The collection continued to grow as visitors and locals alike came and dropped off their own little statues.

In the decades since their first appearance, the army of gnomes had exploded into the thousands. For a time, theft and vandalism stunted the growth of the little population, but today the site is fairly well respected and continues to grow as people bring their own gnomes to add to the community.

There are so many gnomes now in Gnomesville, that in some spots they are even grouped up into little neighborhoods, where gnomes of the same color or attitude are placed together. Visit Gnomesville, but be sure to bring a new resident.





Next was...

Tasmazia and the Village of Lower Crackpot
This self-proclaimed "largest maze complex in the world” is a quirky family attraction in Tasmania’s Promised Land, backdropped by the picturesque Mount Roland. While sometimes classified as a theme park, this description doesn’t quite fit. There are no rides; in fact, there really isn’t anything mechanical or electric at all. Tasmazia is essentially a large maze, with other mazes nestled inside. 

Aside from the Great Maze, one of the world’s largest botanical mazes, the mazes include the Hampton Court Maze, the Yellow Brick Road Maze, the Hexagonal Maze, the Cage, the Irish Maze, the Confusion Maze, and the Balance Maze. 
One of the main attractions at the park is the eponymous Village of Lower Crackpot, a quaint miniature village built to one-fifth scale. The Embassy Garden is another set of model buildings and icons representing locations around the world, or, in some cases, representing other worlds in the form of the buildings dedicated to intergalactic and time travel.

A quirky, occasionally subversive, sense of humor is present throughout the park. The Village of Lower Crackpot includes the “School of Lateral Thinking” and interplanetary balloon aviation. A monument to whistle-blowers can be found in the Embassy Garden.

Other features of the park include Cubby Town (a cluster of mini-buildings that kids can enter), Lower Crackpot’s Correctional Centre (an assortment of punishments such as faux stocks and a guillotine), and the Three Bears’ Cottage. The park also includes a working lavender farm, which is in full bloom in January.

This location is off the beaten path, even for Tasmania. Consider combining your visit with a visit to Cradle Mountain and Mole Creek's Marakoopa Cave glow worm tour. Sheffield, Tasmania's "Town of Murals" is also nearby and has several restaurant options.





and lastly...

Grandad's Magical Wonderland
There once was a patch of public land in a Newcastle suburb that lay neglected and forgotten. Where others saw overgrown grass and untamed brambles, a man named Merv Moyle saw a wild jungle of exotic flowering trees and mythical creatures hiding in the foliage. A lifelong gardener, Moyle began to transform the neglected patch, planting palms and azaleas and ferns, stringing up garlands of roses, and laying winding stone pathways through his little oasis.

As the garden grew and blossomed, the once dreary space filled with bright colors and extraordinary magic as beautiful fairies and wondrous beasts arrived in droves, making their new homes in the knots of the trees, in the shade of the palm fronds, and under the caps of giant toadstools.

Only a child at heart could summon such fantastical beings, and that is exactly what the late Merv Moyle was. Begun in 1970 as a play area for his daughters, the fairy garden quickly grew into something larger. It became a beloved destination for both the children and adults of Newcastle, a peaceful place to escape from city life and discover all manner of creatures— from gorillas to dragons and, of course, fairies—along its leafy pathways. Over the years, the garden grew to include a pet cemetery, a barbecue pit, several seating areas for tea parties, and a special mailbox for the Fairy Queen herself. 

Moyle continued to maintain the garden until his passing in 2018 at the age of 94. Today, Moyle’s daughters and local volunteers continue his work, ensuring that everyone, from the young to the young at heart, can enjoy the garden and its magical inhabitants for many years to come.

Grandad's Magical Wonderland is free to visit and open to the public. Within the garden is the Fairy Queen's mailbox, where visitors can leave the Fairy Queen letters. If you would like to receive a response from the Fairy Queen, please leave a self-addressed stamped envelope in the mailbox. 







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Round 55 - Famous Last Words

This week the girls take aim at Famous Last Words... 


The last words uttered by a person before they die are special to those who hear them. However, in some cases, they are simply hilarious and this week we celebrate some famous last words...

But first, what were we drinking?

Bianca was drinking Tobacco Road Merlot


Available from BWS

Sarah was drinking nothing, it's ok not to drink (especially when your doctor says not to).

Available from home.


Amy was drinking Wiley Rooster Merlot


Available from Naked wines

Bianca introduced the topic this week with a few famous last words that are often mondegreened... you know how we all love a mondegreen. 

First off:

Johann Wolfgang Goethe 

Who Was He: Johann was a German poet, playwright, novelist, scientist, statesman, theatre director, and critic. His works include plays, poetry, literature and aesthetic criticism, and treatises on botany, anatomy, and color. He is considered to be the greatest German literary figure of the modern era. 

”More light!”(”Mehr licht!”) 

Throughout his life, Johann Wolfgang Goethe was often fascinated by the physical and philosophical effects of the light on human beings. This may lead us to believe, that it was a last plea for greater enlightenment before his death, however, these alleged last words of Goethe, were a result of misinterpretation. Moments before his death, Goethe actually said: "Please open the second window of the bedroom so that more light can enter."

And secondly, Bianca had:

Gaius Julius Caesar 

Who Was He: Roman general, statesman, and consul 

“And you too, Brutus?”(”Et Tu, Brute?”) 

Although this sounds like the perfect dramatic thing Julius Caesar could say moments before his brutal death, the truth appears to be more prosaic. According to historical evidence, he never said these famous last words at the moment of his assassination. 

The ancient Roman historian Plutarch reports, that Caesar didn’t say anything and just pulled his toga over his head when he saw Marcus Brutus in the group of conspirators. The fame of this alleged Caesar’s quote is mostly attributed to its occurrence in the theatrical play Julius Caesar, by William Shakespeare, written in 1599. 

Thirdly:

Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus 

Who Was He: Roman Emperor 

“What a great artist the world loses in me!”(Qualis Artifex Pereo!) 

Emperor Nero, who lived during the Imperial era of ancient Rome, indeed considered himself a great artist. Apparently for that were these last words attributed to Nero by the ancient Roman historian Suetonius. 

In reality, Nero, when he was finally found by the Praetorians in the puddle of his own blood, had already slashed his trachea and was so weakened by his unsuccessful suicide attempt, that he probably managed only to incoherent babbling sounds. 

In addition, according to numerous writings by his biographers, his alleged last words were not “What a great artist the world loses in me!”, but instead ”What a fidelity!”, after one of the centurions removed the dagger from his wound, and tried to stop bleeding with his tunic. Nero didn’t know, that the centurion had been ordered to bring him to the jury alive. 

And Lastly:

Dylan Thomas 

Who Was He: Welsh poet and writer 

“I’ve had 18 straight whiskies. I think that’s the record!” 

Famous Welsh poet Dylan Thomas reportedly said these words. However, according to available witnesses, he didn’t say them on the day of his death, but right after he returned from his last bender in Hotel Chelsea, New York. He died a few weeks later, as a direct result of his long-term alcohol abuse. 

Then Bianca moved on to some funny famous last words;

James French, convicted murderer (before his execution)
“Hey fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French fries!'” 

Chico Marx
Leonard Joseph "Chico" Marx was an American comedian, musician, and actor. He was the oldest brother and a member of the Marx Brothers
“Remember, Honey, don’t forget what I told you. Put in my coffin a deck of cards, a mashie niblick*, and a pretty blonde.” 

*Bianca was most upset to find out that a "mashie niblick" is a golf club and not a snack.

John Sedgwick, general of the Union Army (as he was shot mid-sentence) 

“They couldn’t hit an elephant at this dist—” 

Humphrey Bogart, actor
“I should have never switched from scotch to martinis.” 

Voltaire, philosopher (after a priest asked if he wished to denounce Satan)
“Now is not the time for making new enemies.” 

W.C Fields, actor (when asked why he was reading the Bible)
“I’m looking for loopholes.” 

And lastly, the reason Bianca suggested this topic;

Thomas de Mahy, marquis de Favras (March 26, 1744 – February 19, 1790) was a French aristocrat and supporter of the House of Bourbon during the French Revolution. Often seen as a martyr of the Royalist cause, Favras was executed for his part in "planning against the people of France" under the Comte de Provence. His last words which he said deadpan to the judge upon reading his death sentence warrant. 

"I see that you have made three spelling mistakes," 

A grammar nazi Bianca can relate to wholeheartedly. 

Amy started her research by googling famous last words and like her co-hosts, she found many funny ones. However, it was the last words of a famous Jazz drummer, Buddy Rich, which struck a chord with her. 

This lead Amy to do some research on the life of this famous drummer and she discovered that she shared many personality traits with Buddy. Buddy's last words expressed his detest for a certain genre of music which Amy also doesn't like so she felt a kinship with the late drummer. 


Amy also discussed the last words of Mr Thomas Grasso. Grasso was a convicted murderer who was sentenced to death in Oklahoma in 1995. Mr Grasso ordered an unbelievable amount of food for his last meal which the girls discuss concluding that together they may be able to get through it all. However, there was one item that Mr Grasso did not receive as requested and his last words expressed his frustration at not receiving the item.





Sarah couldn't decide on just one or two sets of famous last words. After reading through some amazing articles on the internet she decided to pay her respects to many.

Sarah discussed the last words of famous people such as Elvis Presley, Jean-Paul Sartre, Nostradamus, Marie Antoinette, Leonardo Da Vinci, Joan Crawford, and Sir Winston Churchill.


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Round 54 - Better than the original

This week the girls take aim at things that are better than the original... 


This week we are taking aim at the world of remakes. Movies, music, TV are all formats that have seen a multitude of remakes. Every now and then you stumble across a remake that is better than the original and tonight we are taking aim at a few....  


But first, what were we drinking?

Amy was drinking R Paulazzo Cabernet Savignon


Available from Naked wines


Sarah was drinking Brown Brothers Moscato Rosè


Available from Dan Murphys


Bianca was drinking brown brown Moscato and sav which she was driving out of her comically large secret life of pets cup!


Available from Liquorland

Amy introduced this week's topic by running through a brief history of remade music and movies. Amy then discussed some fun facts about the most remade movies and some epic flops of remade movies. 

For something different and because she had to leave midway through recording the episode we let Sarah go first this week. 

Sarah chose a couple of songs that she preferred the remake of instead of the originals. These songs included:

Respect by Aretha Franklin 
Nothing Compares 2U By Sinead O'Conner
Killing Me Softly by The Fugees; and 
The Sound Of Silence By Disturbed 

If you like any of these songs please let us know or if you haven't listened to them, give them a listen. Sarah finished her part off with a movie. Sarah declared her love for the movie Titanic made in 1997 and stated in her opinion that this remake was better than the original and other adaptations of the story. Sarah mainly credits the success of this remake to Leonardo Di Caprio. Face it, you cannot beat Di Caprio.     

Amy jumped back in at this point in the show to discuss a movie that she believed was better than the original. Amy's pick was the Stepford wives. The original was made in 1975 then remade in 2004. 

Amy liked the remake better because she thought that the point the movie was trying to make about equality between the genders was better made in the remake. However, Amy accepts that many people (including Bianca) completely disagree with her and she doesn't care.   

2004

1975

Bianca discussed the finer points between the Freaky Friday movies starting way back in the 70s, then to the first remake in the 90s. Coming in next is the 2000s version and bringing up the rear is the 2018 crapulence.

Bianca definitely had a hard time choosing between the 90s and 2000s versions but decided the 90s was her fav and the best remake.

As promised here is Sandra Bernhards best look she has given anyone in any movie ever! The contempt is amazing!



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Round 43 - Interview with Jeff Deskovic