Round 35 - Newspaper Headlines From Around The World

This week the girls take aim at newspaper headlines from around the world... 

Who doesn't love a good headline or some fun clickbait? Headlines have the power to draw us in and make us want to know more about the article making them arguably the most important part of any article. This week the girls chat about some interesting headlines they have found. 

But first, what were we drinking?

Amy was drinking Boy meets Girl Pinot Grigio 

Available from Naked wines

Sarah was drinking  MT Buff  Merlot

Available from Dan Murphy's

Bianca was drinking two truths savvy B

Available from Cellarbrations

Amy introduced tonight's topic discussing how headlines can draw a reader to reading the full article. She then discussed her segment which was inspired by her visit to Darwin a few years ago and looked at some of the more memorable headlines from the NT News and the stories behind them. 

Sarah was very unprepared after leaving her notes at work but manages to find and talk about a couple of headlines including: 

*Deadman found in a cemetery;

*Scientist to kill ducks to see why they're dying; and 

*China may be trying to hide submarines in the south china sea.     

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Bianca had some absolute bonza headlines for this episode, check them out below!

Now for the always hilarious... Florida Man...

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Round 33 - Misheard Lyrics

This week the girls take aim at misheard lyrics... 

Ah misheard lyrics. A topic discussed for as long as poetry and music have existed. So relax, pour yourself a drink and listen to the girls chat about some classic misheard lyrics also known as mondegreens...

But first, what were we drinking?

Sarah was drinking Corona

Available from Dan Murphy's

Bianca was drinking Devils Corner Pinot Grigio

Available from BWS

Amy was drinking R Paulazzo Rosé

Available from Naked wines

Bianca discussed the following songs;

Elton John- tiny dancer

Sister sledge - we are family

Francis Scott Key's - Star-Spangled Banner

Creedence Clearwater Revival - Bad Moon Rising

Noiseworks - Take Me Back

Don McLean - American pie

My daughter's ones-

Simple plan - perfect

Bloodhound gang - Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Veronica's - hook me up

Amy (after declaring that she is Lady Mondegreen) discussed some of her own misheard lyrics from bangers such as here I go again by Whitesnake, smells like teen spirit by Nirvana and you oughta know by Alanis Morisette. 

Sarah ended the night with these classics:

Dire Straits-money for nothing and chips for free  - money for nothing
Paul young- every time you go away you take a piece of meat with you - every time you go away
Abba- see that you watch her scream kicking the dancing queen - dancing queen
Abba dancing queen feel that beat from the tangerine - dancing queen
Johnny Nash I can see clearly now Lorraine is gone - I see clearly now
Bon Jovi, it doesn’t make a difference if we’re naked or not- livin on a prayer
The Monkees then I saw her face now I’m gonna leave her - believer 
The Beatles I want to hold your ham - I want to hold your hand
Blue seal In the sky with diamonds - LSD
Will smith kick a chicken with it - gettin  jiggy with it
Sir Mix-A-Lot, I like big butts in a can of limes - baby got back
Celine Dion- my hot dog will go on - my heart will go on
Duffy- I'm begging you for birdseed - mercy
Cold Chisel - got my cheap wife and a three-legged goat - Cheap wine (three-day growth)

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Round 32 - Bermuda Triangle

This week the girls take aim at the Bermuda Triangle... 

But first, what were we drinking?

Bianca was drinking Devils Corner Pinot Grigio

Available from BWS

Amy was drinking St Hugo's Chardonnay

Available from her Mum's pantry or Dan Murphys

Sarah was drinking Innocent Bystander Moscato

 

Available from Dan Murphy's

Amy introduced this week's topic by explaining where the Bermuda Triangle is located, why it is mysterious and some possible explanations as to the mysterious events which occur there. 

Amy then discussed a case of a missing yacht that set sail with two people aboard in order to check out the Christmas lights around Miami. Spoiler alert, it was never heard from again. 

Sarah fills the middle with the story of the mysterious disappearance of the USS Cyclops. This was a ship nearly 550 feet long, with a crew of 306 people and around 11,000 tons of manganese aboard that went missing on its voyage between Brazil and Boston. 

Bianca ended the episode this week talking about the 210 feet schooner the Ellen Austin. What first drew her in was the unexplainable story of the cursed ghost ship that led them astray. Bianca also learned of the Ellen Austin's checkered past and felt y'all NEED to know. What happened? listen to the episode and find out!

(almost) All of Bianca's research for this topic was found on this website: Sometimes Interesting

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Round 31 - Parenting Fails

This week the girls take aim at Parenting Fails... 

If you are a parent you've been there. If not strap in for some lessons on how not to parent courtesy of our lovely co-hosts! 

But first, what were we drinking?

Sarah was drinking Pepsi Max 

Available from your local supermarket

Amy was drinking the Butterfly Effect Cabernet Merlot

Available from Naked wines

Bianca was drinking Brown Brothers - Cienna

Available from BWS

Sarah introduced us to this week's topic and told us of her failures (whoopsies) as a parent. Particularly, the times she let her daughter watch movies that may have not been suitable for her age.

Amy told the tale of the time she caved into her three-year-old and let her take on a massive toboggan run on her own. The hero of the story was a magical wonder snow beast! We call her Sarah.  

Bianca told the tale of the time she let her then 4-year-old feed the grey birds... then the hell beast mother Swan came out of nowhere and welllll.... a picture says a thousand words...

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Round 30 - 90s Movies: Girl Power

This week the girls take aim at 90s Movies: Girl Power... 

90s girl power movies were stuff the girls thrived on when they were teenagers and wanted to share some of their favorites with everyone. This week tune in to hear the girls discuss three iconic movies which shaped their young minds...

But first, what were we drinking?

Sarah was drinking Brown Brothers Sparkling Moscato

Available from Dan Murphy's

Amy was drinking Boy meets Girl Pinot Grigio

Available from Naked wines

Bianca was drinking Midori Illusions & a single Pear Cider

Available from Everywhere!

Bianca opened with - What is the origin of “girl power”

In 1991, US punk band Bikini Kill published a feminist magazine or zine for those still stuck in the ’90s called Girl Power. The band's lead singer, Kathleen Hanna, said was inspired by the Black Power slogan. The term became popular in the early and mid 90s punk culture. Many bands used the term including; Welsh band Helen Love, with it appearing in the chorus of their 1992 song “Formula One Racing Girls”, and pop-punk duo Shampoo, who released an album and single titled Girl Power in 1995. From there the term became insanely popular when the spice girls used it as their main phrase.

When I think of movies from the ’90s that inspire women to be badass bitches I think of:

Thelma & Louise (1991)

Matilda (1995)

Mulan (1998)

10 Things I Hate About You (1999)

To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything! Julie Newmar (1995)

Buffy The Vampire Slayer (1992)

Tank Girl (1995)

Romy & Michele's High School Reunion (1997)

A League Of Their Own (1992)

The Craft (1996)

Sister Act (1992)

Spice World (1997)

Jawbreaker (1999)

Clueless (1995)

Now And Then (1995)

Mermaids (1990)

Fried Green Tomatoes (1991)

Then Bianca discussed her movie; If ever a movie proved that throwing like a girl is no insult, it was the 1992 quotable classic, A League of Their Own. The movie is about the real-life All-American Girls Professional Baseball League (AAGPBL) and is both fact and crap. 

Amy chatted about one of her favourite movies from the 90s being Spice World. The pop girl group the Spice Girls was the living embodiment of the concept of Girl Power in the 90s. The movie plotline isn't great but it has an array of special guest stars as well as featuring some of the Spice Girls classic tracks.

Sarah talked about one of the most iconic "chick flicks" of the 90s, Thelma & Louise. She discussed the friendship between the two main characters and the adventures they have on a supposed fishing trip.

Thelma and Louise road trip map

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Round 29 - Aussie AF!

This week the girls take aim at what it means to be Aussie as f**k...

This week the girls wanted to honor their homeland and discuss some of the weird and wonderful things that make people think that's Aussie AF (As F*ck)!

But first, what were we drinking?

Sarah was drinking Somersby Blackberry Cider

Available from BWS

Amy was drinking Wiley Rooster Merlot

Available from Naked Wines

Bianca was drinking Zilzie Pinot Grigio

Available from Liquorland

Amy kicked us off tonight by describing what it means to be Aussie AF and then discussed some of the strange lingo Australians are known for.

Some examples include:

G’day = good day

Barbie = BBQ

Chunder = vomit

Dunny = toilet

Fair Dinkum = meaning it's real or true

Durry = cigarette

Bottle-o = bottle shop or liquor store

Daks = pants

Yakka = work

Shelia = woman

Tucker = food

Cobber = friend

Bonza = good (use this word more people!)

Relos = relatives

Bum nut = chicken egg (this was Amy's dads favourite along with holy snapping duck shit)

Bogan = which is our word for country folk, rednecks, or someone who is very Aussie but a bit backward 

Woop woop  = which means in the middle of fuck knows where

Sarah enlightened everyone with the almost surreal story of the Great Emu War. This war was fought by the farmers and Australian military personnel... only to lose to the emus.

Bianca took aim at the very poor taste "sport" of dwarf-tossing. Dwarf tossing is a pub attraction in which people with dwarfism, wearing special padded clothing or Velcro costumes, are thrown onto mattresses or at Velcro-coated walls.

It is illegal or banned in a lot of developed counties. But, not in Straya! Laws may prohibit dwarf-tossing implicitly, but there are no explicit laws preventing a consenting dwarf from being 'tossed'.

So remember to get consent before you toss!

image: Dwarf tossing Wolf of Wall Street.

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