This week the girls take aim at English words...
Ever noticed that the English language is just utterly bizarre? We have. Join us on a journey in which we discuss a select choice of English words and ask the age-old question - "but why?"
This week the girls take aim at English words...
Ever noticed that the English language is just utterly bizarre? We have. Join us on a journey in which we discuss a select choice of English words and ask the age-old question - "but why?"
This week the girls take aim at my favourite book/book series...
Deep under their somewhat unintelligent, mildly alcoholic facades, the girls are big nerds who love books. Tonight they discuss their favourite book and/ or book series.
This week the girls take aim at Worlds Dumbest Criminals...
What's not to love about a story about someone trying to commit a crime and being foiled by their own stupidity? Nothing we say! So sit back and listen to a few tales of stupidity at its finest!
This week the girls take aim at Mythical Creatures...
Mythical creatures are the most fascinating of beasts! Often discussed in popular culture as well as well-known tales throughout the ages, mythical creatures are most interesting as they often possess similar features to creatures that exist among us. This week the girls take a look at some mythical creatures and their most interesting features and history.
| Illustration from Animalia Qvadrvpedia et Reptilia (Terra) by Joris Hoefnagel in the 16th century. |
| German Wolpertinger (1507) Variant regional spellings of the name include Wolperdinger, Woipertingers, and Volpertinger. They are part of a larger family of horned mammals that exist throughout the Germanic regions of Europe, such as the Austrian Raurackl, which is nearly identical to the German Wolpertinger. |
This week the girls take aim at the classic game, would you rather...
Would you rather, the classic game that can polarise the closest of friends and uncover many interesting things you didn't know about someone. All this from asking if you would rather eat a spider or drink rotten milk. Let's see where the girls go with this.......
Then got into her questions (Here's a sneak preview):
Thank you for listening and we hope you enjoyed the show!
This week the girls take aim at underrated movies...
For every movie's success and failure, there is a movie that goes under the radar. Some people's underrated movies are polarising so have a listen to which three movies the girls decided should have the title of underrated classic.....
Here's a brief synopsis as this movie is too good to give too much away. Like seriously fuck all the haters on every review site ever.
To the Los Angeles elite, Ford Fairlane is known as "Mr. Rock 'n' Roll Detective." This loudmouthed ladies' man serves an exclusive rock star clientele, who depend on his keen eye and smug discretion. So when a heavy-metal musician dies mid-concert, Fairlane is on the case before the lights come up. But things turn shocking when radio personality Johnny Crunch hires Fairlane to find a missing groupie mere hours before he is electrocuted live on air.
The cast is amazing!
Andrew Dice Clay as Ford Fairlane
Wayne Newton as Julian Grendel
Priscilla Presley as Colleen Sutton
Lauren Holly as Jazz (fords assistant)
Brandon Call as The Kid
Maddie Corman as Zuzu Petals
David Patrick Kelly as Sam the Sleaze Bag
Morris Day as Don Cleveland
Robert Englund as Smiley
Ed O'Neill as Lt. Amos (or as Ford calls him Lt Anus)
Gilbert Gottfried as Johnny Crunch
Vince Neil as Bobby Black
William Shockley and M. Russell Zulke as Punk Gunslingers
Steve White as Detective Benny
Kari Wuhrer as Melodi
Cody Jarrett as Kyle Troy
Sheila E. as Club Singer
Lala as Sorority Girl
Delia Sheppard as Josie
Tone-Loc as Slam
Kurt Loder as Himself
But the real reason this movie is so fucking good is all the one-liners, so here's some of the best:
Ford Fairlane:
I could've been a rock singer if only I hadn't been banned from MTV. Long story. But anyway, I only know that one song. Well, I do a mean "Puff the Magic Dragon," but only in the nude. Longer story.
Don Cleveland:
You got to shave before you leave the house in a dress like that... and I don't mean your legs.
Ford Fairlane:
Have a twinkie, snapperhead.
Lt. Amos:
Are you calling me an asshole, asshole?
Ford Fairlane:
No, I'm calling you an anus, anus.
Lt. Amos:
Two words. "Disco Express."
Ford Fairlane:
Disco Express? They blew dog. And that lead singer, he kinda looked like...
Lt. Amos:
Like ME, right?
Ford Fairlane:
Yeah. I was gonna say he looked like shit, but... he looked like you.
Ford Fairlane:
Hey, great pipes, huh? I've heard cats f*** with more harmony.
Ford Fairlane:
What are your names, Neil and Bob, or is that like what you do?
Ford Fairlane:
You're 10 seconds away from the most embarrassing moment in your life.
Ford Fairlane:
So many assholes... So few bullets...
Ford Fairlane:
Clint Eastwood... I f***ed 'im.
Ford Fairlane:
Conversation with Zuzu Petals was like masturbating with a cheese grater: slightly amusing, but mostly painful.
Ford Fairlane:
Here's to you, Johnny. Sucking my dick.
Johnny Crunch:
Suzuki Samurai, you Bensonhurst piece of shit.
Ford Fairlane:
I coulda been a fisherman. Fishermen, they get up, they fish, they sell fish, they smell fish. Reminds me of this girl I used to go with, Yvonne, she smelled like fish.
Ford Fairlane:
What... you didn't really think we'd kill the f***in' koala bear, now did ya?
Ford Fairlane:
I'm so terrific I have my own toll-free number: 1-800-UNBELIEVABLE.
AND ONE BIANCA SAYS PROBS WAY TOO OFTEN...
Ford Fairlane:
Un-fucking-believable.